Harmony Weekly Gazette

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Timmy Lenox
Timmy Lenox. 1999 to 2002.
Named by Entertainment Weekly one of
their favourite characters.
Full NameTimmy Lenox
NatureDoll brought to life; later mortal
Played byJosh Ryan Evans
CompanionTabitha Lenox ("Tabby")
HobbiesMartimmies. Princess.

Lenox Household · Beloved

Timmy Lenox

A doll who became a boy who became, in the estimation of this paper, the most genuinely good soul in Harmony. He called her Tabby. He made Martimmies. He died saving someone he loved. The Gazette misses him.

Drunk On Martimmies

Present Situation

Timmy Lenox is, at press time, at the Lenox household and operating as this paper's embedded correspondent. He had a daydream this week in which he was picked up by a seven-foot model. He noted that Hecuba and Tabitha star-wars'ing the walls in on Reese and the assembled group caused him concern, but that as a good reporter he should not interfere. He noted that Timmy couldn't make this stuff up if he tried. The Gazette considers this the single most accurate piece of self-assessment produced in Harmony this week.

He is hard at work on a sequel to Hidden Passions and hopes it will lead to a sitcom starring him. The Gazette considers this a reasonable ambition and is supportive.

Record

Timmy was brought to life by Tabitha Lenox, who presented him publicly as her nephew. His assigned mission was to help her destroy Charity Standish. Upon meeting Charity, he immediately fell in love with her and could not bring himself to cause her harm. This established the pattern of his entire existence: officially aligned with Tabitha's dark purpose, personally inclined toward kindness, loyalty, and the moral good. It is a great arc and this paper is prepared to call it one of the best arcs in the show's run.

Timmy and Tabitha

The relationship between Timmy and Tabitha was the show's most unexpectedly tender thing. She was a centuries-old witch who had survived by being ruthless. He was a doll who called her "Tabby" and spent his short mortal life keeping her from the worst of herself. They drank Martimmies, his invention, a cocktail named after him. They plotted together. They bickered. When he died, she was devastated in a way she had not been devastated in three hundred years. You put these two characters together and you cannot lose. That has always been the case and the Gazette will continue to say so.

Entanglements

Tabitha LenoxCreator. Companion. "Tabby." She misses him.
Charity StandishFell in love with her on first meeting. Died saving her.
Julian CraneRoad trip companion. Touched his hard heart. The best thing that ever happened to Julian.

As Reported in the Gazette

Mar. 14, 2026Returned to Harmony from book tour. Survived axe attack at Bates Motel. Shampoo: destroyed. Timmy: fine. Issue No. 1 →
Mar. 18, 2026Operated as this paper's embedded correspondent. Had a daydream about a seven-foot model. Declined to interfere with supernatural events on journalistic grounds. Noted he could not make this up if he tried. Working on a sequel to Hidden Passions. Wants a sitcom. Issue No. 2 →
The Martimmy · Official Recipe · Invented by T. Lenox
Ingredients
Qty3 cans (12 fl oz) lemonade, thawed and diluted
Qty1 bottle (2 litre) ginger ale
Qty1 cup frozen orange juice, thawed and diluted
Qty1 quart cranberry juice cocktail
Garnish1 orange, thinly sliced
Yield12 servings
Time30 minutes preparation
Method
Step 1 Combine all liquid ingredients. Mix well. The Gazette notes this is the entire method and considers it appropriately direct.
Step 2 Serve in a chilled glass with a slice of orange. Do not substitute strawberry shampoo for any ingredient regardless of availability.
Filed Notes

The Martimmy was invented by Timmy Lenox, who named it after himself with characteristic confidence. It is a non-alcoholic punch that Timmy and Tabitha consumed in quantities this paper declines to estimate. It is the drink of the Lenox household and has been since Timmy first concocted it. The Gazette considers it a significant contribution to Harmony's cultural heritage and notes that it is, by all accounts, extremely good.

"A Martimmy a day keeps the Dark Forces at bay. Timmy said this. It is not verified."

The recipe above is the canonical version from Soap Mag as filed in the Gazette's records.

In memoriam Timmy Lenox, 1999 to 2002. The best of Harmony. Read: Tabitha Lenox All Characters