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Crane Family · Patriarch · The Source of Most Things
HWG-017 · Crane, A. Harmony Weekly Gazette · Personnel Division THREAT LEVEL: MIDNIGHT
Alistair Crane
Alistair Crane.
AKA Dr Claw
Heard by phone only.
This is the correct amount of Alistair.
Full NameAlistair Theodore Crane
BornFeb. 24, 1927, Harmony
OccupationHead of Crane Industries. Source of most problems.
Played byAlan Oppenheimer (voice); David Bailey; John Reilly
StatusActive. Heard but not seen.
WifeKatherine Crane (estranged)
ChildrenJulian Crane; Sheridan Crane; others

Crane Family · Patriarch · Villain

Alistair Crane

The most powerful man in Harmony and the primary cause of the majority of its suffering. He has not yet appeared on screen in full. He is heard by phone. The Gazette considers this an appropriate level of threat management.

Active · Unknown Location

Present Situation

Alistair Crane is, at press time, the unseen force behind most of what goes wrong in Harmony. He is heard by telephone. He has not yet been seen on screen. The Gazette considers this restraint on the show's part and notes that the reveal of his face, when it comes, will be earned.

His current active projects include: the separation of Sheridan Crane from Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald, the management of whatever it is Julian is doing, and the general maintenance of the Crane family's dominance over Harmony. He is doing all of this by telephone.

Background

Alistair Crane has controlled Harmony for generations through Crane Industries, the Crane family's multi-national corporation, and through the kind of interpersonal leverage that accumulates when you have been powerful for long enough to collect everyone's secrets. He is an emotionally distant father, an actively abusive husband, and a man for whom other people's wellbeing is a variable in calculations rather than a concern in itself.

The Lopez-Fitzgerald family's suffering traces back to him. The Crane family's damage traces back to him. TC Russell's ruined tennis career traces back to him. The Gazette notes that Alistair Crane is, structurally speaking, the reason this paper has so much to report.

Julian and Sheridan

Alistair tolerated Julian as his heir and paid little attention to Sheridan. He has spent the current period of the show actively working to keep Sheridan from Luis, believing that the Lopez-Fitzgerald connection would humanise Sheridan and remove her from his control. This is, the Gazette notes, correct. He is also correct that he cannot allow that to happen. The Cranes need their cruelty maintained.

Julian's various failures have caused Alistair to disinherit him in favour of Ethan. That plan has now been complicated by the Ethan paternity revelation, which Alistair has also had a hand in managing.

Entanglements

Julian CraneSon. Has been disinherited. Has been used as an instrument. Complicated.
Sheridan CraneDaughter. He is actively working to control her life.
Luis Lopez-FitzgeraldPrimary current target for separation from Sheridan.
Ivy CraneFormer daughter-in-law. Source of his leverage over the Bennett situation.

As Reported in the Gazette

Mar. 14, 2026Not yet seen on screen. Heard by telephone. This will not last. The Gazette is prepared.
Mar. 18, 2026Called Julian by phone to reprimand him for attending to his own perverse needs during a Crane family public relations crisis. Hung up on Ethan when Ethan attempted to say goodbye. Issue No. 2 →
Warning Alistair Crane is the source of most things. The Gazette is filing this as a standing notice. ← All Characters